Can I just begin by saying how much I hate golf? I tried....I really did...To connect with my husband, try something new, explore different hobbies....but this is some bullshit. First, you have to apparently chase the SAME ball around all day...even if it lands in a bush or a tree, and there's friggin something called "golf etiquette" where you can't talk or stand too close to someone and you have to let the other person go first if their ball is farther when its really your turn. And I also learned that Geoff has road rage in a golf cart, that they allow drunk people to drive those things, and after seeing my husband throw and break a golf club I'm pretty confident he needs anger management..... Not to mention husbands are horrible teachers. To be completely honest, I was really only excited about the cute golf outfit....then Geoff cheapened out and wouldn't get me the shoes. He tells me now that he's "So glad he didn't buy me my shoes" because I don't even like golf and that would have been a waste. I mean, please, If I look good, I play good....shoulda bought me the shoes bitch.
Another subject I'd like to touch on is "wine tasting with your aunts." While driving to San Diego for a fun filled, bring my own food, dont drink anything, couples golf weekend, we just HAD to "stop by Wilson Creek Winery on the way to grab a case of wine." Yep, thats what she said, "stop by." Im thinking im gonna drive the car up, leave the engine on and ya'll can get out and "grab" the wine. Oh no....we spent ( I mean THEY spent) an hour wine tasting while explaining to the people working there that I was doing a bikini show and I couldn't drink so I was their sober driver. Amazing.....and then all the employees were asking me nutrition advice and if I "do crossfit" and how many calories someone is supposed to eat and if Paleo is a good diet. I all of a sudden became a professional....at a wine tasting bar....with my drunk aunts who later made me stop by Jack N The Box for french fries and ate them in my car...while telling me to put my "earmuffs" on while they talked about how good the fries were....ya, I can smell em...I know...thanks. I put my "stay strong" panties on that weekend let me tell ya.
On another note, I am 10 weeks out from this Bikini Competition. I have literally been busting my ass for 4 months now not only in the gym but being super consistent and ocd with my food. I feel the best I've ever felt in my life and my only worry now is finding a balance after my show. The compliments from everyone definitely help with motivation...my apartment complex maintenance guy even mentioned how I was "chubby" before, but now I look like "a model."... Nice....And I'm noticing it most in photos lately. For once in my life, I'm not having to analyze my pictures because I'm seeing I'm looking different. Geoff has us carb cycling now so 1st day no carbs, 2nd day half carbs and 3rd day carb load. We're seeing how our bodies respond, because we still have 10 weeks to dial it down. The training is more intense, but that was to be expected. I just struggle some days with the baby and the occasional sleepless nights and how busy he is. Hard to manage everything on low calories while prepping food, working, training, and somehow not losing my mind. Oh, and did I mention were also moving this month. Ahhhhhh!
My current weight is 135lbs...Ive lost 22 lbs in 4 months. I just fit into a size 26 jean and a size 2 pair of shorts. In 4 months I have transformed my momma body....I still have a ways to go for the show, but I'm progressing and learning and staying strong and changing my life. And while I'm doing that, can someone please have a Pumpkin Spice Latte for me? I miss those lil babies...
Progress Ive made in only 4 months!
Insane Bikini Momma
